Taco Bell, Aerosmith, Love Is Blind | Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-26 | Bill Burr
Three-Day Fasting and Taco Bell's Absurd Menu
Following his doctor's advice to fast for three days every other month to repair potential cancer-creating cells, Burr describes experiencing severe dizziness rather than the mental clarity promised online. Watching football while starving made a Taco Bell commercial look amazing to him, even though he normally views Taco Bell's menu as bizarre food engineering.
Hosting Aerosmith's Tribute at the Hollywood Bowl
Burr recounts getting invited ten days prior to host a two-night salute to Aerosmith at the Hollywood Bowl featuring Billy Idol, Sammy Hagar, Halestorm's Lzzy Hale, Heart, the Black Crowes, Guns N' Roses, and Dave Grohl. Because Aerosmith closed the show with their biggest hits, the guest artists performed deep cuts before Run-D.M.C. joined Aerosmith for Walk This Way.
Backstage Moments with Warren Haynes and Axl Rose
Backstage at the Hollywood Bowl, Burr thanked Warren Haynes for singing with the late Patrice O'Neal on Opie and Anthony, received a hug from Axl Rose after introducing Guns N' Roses, and met Joey Kramer and Brad Whitford. He also laughs about Bon Jovi guitarist Phil X mangling the title of Burr's movie Old Dads into a two-syllable phrase ending in Parents.
Vicious Insults on Real Housewives and Asian Horror
Reading a listener email about the Netflix dating show Love Is Blind, Burr pivots to how cruel women can be on The Real Housewives, recalling a reunion where a cast member mocked another woman for being barren. He compares the psychological savagery of a Real Housewives dinner insult to disturbing Asian horror films like Audition and Oldboy.
Boston Meatheads on Love Is Blind and Fatherhood
Finishing the listener's email about the Boston season of Love Is Blind, Burr mocks a contestant named Rob whose aggressive friends got cut off at a bar and who paced around muttering to himself before his fiancee dumped him. Burr praises the woman's father for raising her well, arguing that good fathers deserve blessings alongside mothers for funding 22 years of a child's life.
Courthouse Sink Foot-Washing and Sane Leadership
A Spanish court interpreter writes in about catching a courthouse employee repeatedly washing his bare feet in the shared bathroom sink, noting that 70% of coworkers found it gross while management ignored a photo report. Burr links this lack of public decency to the cult of Donald Trump and three consecutive poor presidential choices since 2016, calling for a sane, inclusive president in their 40s.











